Products
beer, salad, ham, milk, chips, pizza, oil, wine, soda, bread, cereal, chocolate, candy, energy_drink
Modifiers
fresh, old, strong, flavorless, cheap, expensive, processed, industrial, overpriced, vomit, artisanal, bargain, luxury, artificial, mass-produced, addictive
Parameters
nutriscore (A-E), shelflife (today, week, month, year, decade, forever), open
usage : add nutriscore A | after a product to play it in A key.
you can also : add shelflife month ---- to set the duration of a sound.
you can add open : this makes the product hazardeous, it will only play about 60% of the time
Modes
discount (detunes everything), inflation (pitch shift everything), consumerism (adds delays), black_friday (chaotic distortion)
Usage : inflation mode on (stops automatically after a set duration)
Example Command
add processed industrial beer nutriscore E shelflife week open
[command] [modifiers] [product] [parameters]
• modifiers affect sound quality (up to 3)
• nutriscore (A-E) changes key
• shelflife changes repetition speed
• open makes product behavior unpredictable